So today is the start of the summer holidays. According to my fancy iPhone it's going to pee down as from Tuesday so that sounds about right really. We have had 3 weeks of scorching weather but nothing lasts for ever. Apart from the bingo last night - I thought it would never end............
There were some serious bingoers there last night and they weren't going to take any crap off a pretender such as myself. I did explain before I started that I was a bingo virgin and my banter may have lacked a few times but we got through it - eventually. I am doing it again tomorrow and then the normal bingo bloke is back from his hols. I am definitely more of a quizzer.
I stuck to my diet all day yesterday. Infact at one point I thought I may faint as I was so hungry.
Today has been a different matter. I have 'synned' against fat club and have abused my body.
It was hot you see, and I was gasping for an ice cream. H works at this place in the holidays and their ice creams are to die for. I nipped in and bought a sea salt caramel with a blob of clotted cream vanilla on top. It was ansum!
The words 'chinese' and 'takeaway' have been mentioned this afternoon too but tomorrow I will be seriously good and claw it back. I am removing the battery from my bathroom scales and throwing it in the bin as I really don't want to see the damage I am about to do.
Everybody worked their socks off today, I saw a few sights on the harbour, a man in a disabled trolley scooter thingy did a 3 point turn in the middle of the road and got a wheel jammed under a car and flipped like a tiddlywink. I hope he is ok - I think he is, but really as comedy accidents go, it's one of the best.
Tony the seagull has gone but Gordon and Peter are still there. I am worried about Peter - he doesn't seem to be moving much so tomorrow I am definitely phoning Jackie with the Big Glasses.
I am also not going to the roof tomorrow as I have to be a bingo caller again at night and I don't think I can handle 2 sessions in one day. I am shattered at the moment so am relishing being home tonight - Chinese or no Chinese I will be having an early night.
And in memory of a comedy genius that sadly died today I would like you all to watch this .
A funny man, who made me laugh throughout my younger years. RIP.